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July 02, 2009

Drake Totally Challenges My Perception of Him...

“A past life,” as in “reincarnation?” Damn, that’s some metaphysical graffiti right there. My initial reaction was, “he thinks like this when he gets high,” but I realized that it’s possible he just wrote that shit off the cuff, without concern for the dissonance it creates. So I’m gonna save his bacon right now. Here’s how Drake should play it, if anybody asks about his spirituality: “Yo, I talk about that past life shit not because I’m into Hindu or whatever, but because I want money and your pussy in that past life, too.”